So, this is what it took? “Unearthing” a video that’s been posted to YouTube for over a year?

Well, she *is* brown...maybe that’s a factor?

“Tiffany is Ann.” You win everything. Congrats!

Oh, for fuck’s sake. This has nothing to do with Beyonce, and you know it. Just trying to derail valid criticism of a white woman by saying “but what about...”

Typical.

YES, we all know it’s not real. It’s still funny. Calm down...this isn’t what “fake news” means.

As long as you pay for them first, they don’t care what you do with their burgers. You do you, Boo!

Adjective!

Kara, would you consider a Shade Court special edition that features some of your favorite examples of *actual* shade being thrown from a given week? I would LOVE to see some finely crafted examples!

Good. And yet! He’s super pro-business, yes? Well if selling your daughter’s crap is bad for business, then how can dropping Ivanka’s line a bad thing? Oh, right - hypocrisy...I almost forgot.

Good. And yet! He’s super pro-business, yes? Well if selling your daughter’s crap is bad for business, then how can dropping Ivanka’s line a bad thing? Oh, right - hypocrisy...I almost forgot.

That was beautiful.

When she was born in 1995, my mom bought a $10,000 life insurance policy for my daughter (one of these). She’s now 22, about to graduate from college. Can she use any cash value it may have to pay for college living expenses?

I’d hug Keanu, although, in 1994, when I learned that River Phoenix had died, the very first thing I remember saying was “Why couldn’t it have been Keanu?”

Huzzah!

I live in San Francisco, but I’m from the Seattle area (was just there visiting!) Go West Coast!

I love his crazy ass.

Taking names.

Canada’s PM was quick (and correct to refer to this heinous act as terrorism In the US, that is a word reserved for Muslim acts. The US press has never referred to Dylan Roof as a terrorist, and yet..

Thank you!

Agreed!