Wait, so the Today show employs two Bushes? Another reason not to watch.

Jane, I hope you make it down to the grays to see this...

Yes. Like she’s just one seminar or women’s studies class away from understanding what “feminist” actually means.

I mean...I guess I know what Alyssa meant? But, honey, no.

Um, no.

May now isn’t the *best* time to head to TUR-keyyyyyyy!

I should really stop rolling my eyes so hard. They may get stuck.

You doing too much, uterus.

Yeah...I’m over here like, “Uh huh. Interesting. What else ya got?”

You know that koala panda gets all the laydeezee...

You club your dog?! You’re a monster! SPCA! PETA!

Never mind. Still gray. Pfft.

Are you new?

I’m so fucking corny, you guys. I legit teared up last night when they announced the team and alternates.

I started Weight Watchers in October, and made my goal of losing 40lbs!

Well, when you lie down with dogs, er, Fox...

I’m sure the expression says “Where was the inflatable slide three days ago for Canada Day?”

Sheriff’s stars have seven points - at least that’s the case in San Francisco. Is this not standard? BRB.

OMG. This .gif is hilarious! Her acting is so bad! Thanks for sharing!

I actually raise money for a nonprofit as a living! Good on you for giving to causes you care about! I give to: