NO WAY! BabyJane + buzzgirl = TLA! (I’ve admired her wit for a long time, too!)

This is my sweet, handsome boy, Fezzik.

Well, dammit. I never knew I needed a baby wombat...until now. Gimme!

Jon Hamm’s doppelganger!

Hmmm...maybe I’ll try Toad Hall. Midnight Sun. Maybe it won’t be as ridiculously packed!

Midnight Sun?! I’ll see you next week!

I’m sorry to hear this. My college roommates and I began watching The Patty Duke Show on Nickelodeon solely because of its theme song. It contains the line “Our Patty loves to rock and roll, a hotdog makes her lose control!” The show had the most ridiculous premise, ever...and we loved it! RIP.

Hmmm, Brad Pitt or David Crosby? David Crosby or Brad Pitt?

More than once, walking down the street arm in arm, or holding hands with my daughter, someone has remarked about what a “cute couple” we are. *shudder*

I am so angry and bewildered. I’ve lived in my apartment, in the Mission, since 1995 (moved here in 1993). Oh. My. God. Sometimes, when I walk my dog to Dolores (every morning!), I’ll look up and be like, “Where the fuck am I?” I moved into my place when my now 21 year old was 3 months old. There used to be families…

Indeed. My monocle just fell out!

Seriously, fuck this dude. I don’t give a fuuuuuccccckkkk how hard it is in your industry. Does that mean your kids won’t need to eat until you get your shit together?

And Seinfeld! Actually, Jerry never became a good actor.

I just watched this last night! Clearly, Paul Reubens has been drinking from the Fountain of Youth, because, daaammm Pee-Wee! You’re ageless!

Apparently, I’ve been under a rock. I have never heard of this show!

I miss seeing them, too.

Let Michelle Alexander break it down for you:

I fucking miss you, Jane!!

Alito. *shudder*

Really? But Stars Hollow is in Connecticut, and Bunheads is set in some sleepy California town. I wonder how that will work? Hmmm...