buzzgirl

4/29/15

First, let me say that I KNOW I’m taking this way too seriously...BUT! She’s no feminist icon. She’s overwhelmingly selfish, materialistic and spends an inordinate amount of time trying to trap some dude, er, frog into marrying her. Pass.

4/28/15

You know, I attended a tech conference last year, or the year before, and he was a featured “in conversation with” guest. It was all pretty standard until he went off on a tangent about how racist U.S. drug laws are. I totally looked up from my phone and did one of those confused dog head tilts (whaaaaa?), and was…

4/22/15

Yes! I audibly guffawed!

4/22/15

While that was funny af, I can’t believe this wasn’t highlighted (apologies in advance that YouTube runs an ad at the start) :

4/20/15

Right? I lived in France. I definitely got the racism vibes from folks (until they found out I’m an American - assholes), but in terms of being harassed just walking down the street? Italy wins that dubious honor hands down.

My last visit, I was with my then 8 year old daughter and was followed by this dude who WOULD…

4/18/15

You live in the Mission? Hi neighbor!

4/16/15

Holy crap! I'm gray??!! Whaaa?

4/16/15

Mark, you and Laura can't get married in the same year, anyway. My god - can you imagine?

4/15/15

I don’t see a doctor discussing, let alone justifying, the “whys” of a prescription with a pharmacist.

4/15/15

“(likely purchased by one of her many private kitchen assistants at an organic food market in West L.A.)“

4/15/15

And the thing is, how did the pharmacist know it was for off-label use, and not for a gastric ulcer? Hmmm...

4/15/15

I know that when I look for a new physician, the first thing I wonder is “I wonder what she’d look like doing anal?” With Farrah, all the guess work is gone!

4/15/15