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You'll what!? Have sex with my step-mother? Buy me out of my tequila concern?! Tank my Pablo Escobar movie!? Kick me off of the Smokejumpers set?! Do mushrooms at Joshua Tree!? Can you at least tell me the gist of that season!!!??

Yeah, On the Go magazine was really behind him in his battle rap days then suspiciously quiet following Can-I-Bus.

Ha! I mean, after that Trump interview, I wouldn't be surprised.

Wait, wait, wait!? He interviewed David Duke??!!!

"This tale of terror involves our protagonists traveling to the most horrifying place on Earth - MASPETH, QUEENS!!"

So low-key Archers of Loaf qualifies as strange music these days? Man, how far we've come.

He never got Conan's humor, thought he was too "niche." He gave Conan a billion notes before the tonight show aired to make the show more palatable to flyover states and claimed to have never seen one implemented. He particularly had a weird thing about "the string dance" and when Conan would do it, Ebersol took it as

If the book, The War for Late Night, is to be believed: Lorne became like a father figure to him, similar to how he was with Conan, and gave everything that came across his desk to Jimmy. Secondly, Dick Ebersol LOVED him as well and HATED Conan. Never thought he was right for the Tonight Show. We all know what

It's weird for those of us who grew up with him to be like "the guy from SNL who couldn't stop laughing? The guy from that failed movie with Queen Latifah? HE'S our current cultural barometer??!!"

Oh man, watch the whole thing. If only for John Ritter's leather vest.

White House Clown

Egnh

Director Pitch: The protagonist slowly walks toward a cabinet where they hear a creepy sound, suddenly, a CAT JUMPS OUT! But..hang on…the protagonist, relived, turns around ONLY TO BE STABBED BY THE MONSTER THAT WAS BEHIND THEM THE WHOLE TIME!! BOOM!

Best clown murder movies, go!:
Clownhouse
The Clown at Midnight
It
All Hallow's Eve
Uh…

Yep. This trailer looks like it's setting up generic horror movie #5280 where another ersatz member of Slipknot jumps out at kids from the shadows to a deafening chorus of music cues and lightning fast edits. Scary.

King also endorsed Steven Webber as a protagonist once so…

I've never watched Happy Endings, but ever since Adam Pally stopped being a regular on the Mindy Project, his frequent pop-in's have definitely felt like fan service to his work on other shows because he was no great shakes on TMP.

I dunno? I feel like if you're into horror movies, you've seen the "it's quiet, it's quiet..SOMETHING AMBIGUOUS JUMPS OUT AT YOU!" set up ad nauseam at this point? Even if you're young. Plus, they're one Google search away from a phone full of Tim Curry in clown makeup if they're curious.