BATS AREN’T BUGS!!!

I don’t think it’s illegal if you have The General. 

He’s grooming me.

De La are the quintessential great rap group that I just can’t get into. Part of it is my tastes lean more toward the gangster rap end of the spectrum, yet I fuck with Black Sheep big time and ATCQ and even Jungle Brothers too. I love Prince Paul’s work but the emcees just don’t do it for me. I can appreciate what…

Wait until you make it to 2018... what a doozy.

I guess when you’re Bojack Horseman, you can’t help but equate emotions to television shows, much like how a music nerd like me prefers to drop hints to people about how his own mood is by making album recommendations.

My dad died last fall and this episode really nailed the experience of telling what you think are hilarious jokes and facing silent, horrified faces. The worst part of my father’s death was that nobody would laugh at my jokes anymore.

we fought a war to get away from this English crap a long time ago

For children:

I brewed a spiced sweet potato ale the other day as my brewery refuses to make a pumpkin beer.

when the dust settles, this comes out as an unconventional, yet effective way to avoid a conversation with jimmy fallon.

featuring chrisk briefly in the audience in episode 1307! 

I always loved all these segments, particularly Stacey, and thought the guts the Slipnutz had of doing their act live in front of a Slipknot crowd was fantastic. But you left out some of my other favorites which include:

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog and the Star Wars Fans (and really, any Triumph appearance, I also…

The complete first ever episode was posted on Youtube today with the caption “Coming January 2019: The complete online archive of Late Night with Conan O’Brien”

what about this classic recurring bit:

Revoke those execs’ Munch Squad memberships immediately!

Does whatever a spider can!

Spiderman! 

Spiderman!

I regret making all those jokes about Canceraids years ago on The AV Club, it was a different time, though that doesn’t excuse it.