Something tells me that the deck is somewhat stacked against the couples in this reality show.

You’re missing out, friend

Babies should never be murdered in cold blood. You should dribble a few drops of blood on the inside of your wrist to make sure it’s warm, but not scalding, before killing a baby.

but dont you dare call them feckless.

SPACE ethics!

I’ve been there. I know this is probably super uncool but if I were you I’d tell the person you were supposed to go out with the truth and bail.

The way avclub posts video is silly. It being split in to 2 minute chunks for two months on videos with no comments sections is something I am not for

Not a discussion but more of a question: is there an AV Club masthead to see who contributes to this site? I saw Josh Modell is not employed here anymore but I never saw any mention of his departure. Though with the kinja timeline it’s entirely possible I missed it.

I honestly think the best explanation of Action Point’s utter failure at the box office is America sincerely attempting to save his life by making sure he never needs to do that again.

And the horse says “I had to shoot my wife last night. She broke her leg last week and we knew she wouldn’t make it. I took her out to the spot by the creek where we met, told her I loved her one last time, and shot her right in the head. After that, I just sat there for a while, cradling her corpse, waiting for the…

“So, the bartender asks, ‘Why the long face?’”

Jake Lloyd got the same treatment.

People are dumb as hell. Real Star Wars fans know the only person truly worthy of hate in the Star Wars universe is its creator.

Ah, so you haven’t heard my seminal Paul Simon’s America/Still Dre/Whiter Shade of Pale mashup.

Chocolate and Peanut Butter would like to have a word with you.

Not to mention them being highly attractive to Godzilla and Mothra

Wait, doesn’t everyone else call it “chickpea pudding”?

*PEDANT ALERT* The Fortune 500 only lists companies by size. A better analogy would be the Forbes Billionaires list *PEDANT ALERT OVER*

Finally, a chance to ask if he’s related to A.A. Milne.

Gilbert Gottfried must be pure evil then.