I was too pooped to pope, so I had me a papal pep-up.

Okay but like I’m gonna need a Starwipe article on this.

Nothing liquid that goes in coffee needs to be stirred.

You all should be reviewing Brockmire each week if you think we should be watching it.

The fact that the questioner is a fussy little bitch who has extreme difficulty making decisions is a given.

that’s disgusting and you’ll have apple trees growing inside your stomach

The agent asked her “if my trip to France was expensive and I said, ‘Yeah.’ I didn’t really get why he was asking that question, and then he said ‘It’s about to get a lot more expensive after I charge you $500,’”

I’ve developed speed rules for Pandemic that are perfect if you want the experience of the game, but only have 15-20 minutes to spare. First: Set up the game as you normally would, same starting players and board arrangement, no need to change any of this. Second: You lose.

I’ve developed speed rules for Pandemic that are perfect if you want the experience of the game, but only have 15-20…

One of the weird facts that wasn’t featured in The Jinx is that Robert Durst had in the early eighties a series of dogs, all from the same Husky-like race, and all named Igor. He had seven of them. He would have an Igor during a few weeks or months, then Igor would die “accidentally” or from “natural causes”, to be…

Glasses off. Glasses on. Hair up. Glasses off. Down, on. Have we done up, off?

I’ve never flown a spaceship through a trench and fired a torpedo that blew up a moon-like space station

That’s what passes for entertainment these days?

Meanwhile, I get annoyed that his boots don’t match his belt.

It must be the company, because that Celebration in Portage is a damn miracle considering its location in the world. It puts everything in Michiana, where I’m at, to shame. Saw Dunkirk there in Imax and it about melted the fillings in my teeth.

It’s up to the Univision bean counters to see what can be budgeted.

Across the road from a nearby movie theater, there’s a Meijer (think “Michigan Wal-Mart”) that sells movie-theater candy and snacks for bargain prices. They even helpfully decorate the shelving section with a “film reel / marquee” motif.

I hear the toilets flush counterclockwise when you stick your head in them.

I somehow doubt your objectivity regarding the issue.