Could be that Gia is annoying and it has nothing to do with her gender identity.

Mik can’t dance

The Culvers Harvest Veggie Burger is horrendously bland and has an unsatisfying, mushy texture. I’m glad it exists as a vegetarian option, but I wish they’d work a little harder on making it taste good.

Because our mothers are still in covid lockdown?

I don’t have a huge narrative to write, but this weekend I will be playing Wreckfest. It is a game about driving fast and crashing (sometimes on accident, sometimes on purpose). If games like Forza and Gran Turismo feel too sterile with their high-gloss sheen and invincible cars, Wreckfest has the down and dirty grime…

Did Dennis put you up to this?

If you aren’t putting nutritional yeast on your popcorn you are missing out

I know I’m way too late to this column for it to be seen (and I’m pretty sure I’m in the grays too), but I really hope we get a cameo from Harvey and/or Mr. Bee in the next review. These are the Dannis Ree shenanigans I know and love.

Exactly. This car has sat in a garage for what, 20 years? What’s another week or two to put discs on?

Dan is so used to letting outside experts write his responses for him, he decided to give Prudie the first shot at this one too.

How do cars impact society?

waaah someone reminded me that my actions have consequences on society at large.

Nowhere in my comment did I say stereotyping is good or fine. The truth of the matter is that consumer choices are political statements, whether you want them to be or not. By choosing what to buy, you are voting with your wallet about the kind of world you want to live in. It sucks and can be exhausting to think…

Keep it up, fuck the haters. You get paid to write for jalopnik and they don’t.

I think the point is to acknowledge that things aren’t “normal” right now, and by acknowledging it we can start working towards a better baseline for everyone.

You are allowed to like music that wasn’t written or produced by the performer. I like the Beastie Boys but I wouldn’t expect Ad-Rock to man the turntables.

You can even get it in the same color!

BLM protesters are much more likely to wear masks during their demonstrations.

I have these woodcucks that keep getting in my garden. I don’t think they are gay and I don’t want to kill them, but I do want to keep my radishes safe. Help me Savage Nobody!