Once you hit the big leagues you’ll realize how many nouns a penis and vagina can interact with.

“Willing” in this case might be predicated on various chemical dependencies. It is sad how stardom fucked her life.

It has been rumored for years that Lohan has been a high class prostitute based in the Middle East.

Where is Doja Cat?

Partysaurus Rex rules

David X. Cohen is also a David S. Cohen, but writers guild rules don’t allow more than one person to have the same name. You probably already knew that, but someone who didn’t listen to the Futurama director’s commentary a thousand times might not.

I didn’t watch the music video, but since the headline for the article wasn’t “Lil Dicky punches Ariana Grande in the face for Earth Day jam” I think we can assume Chris Brown was inhabiting his own body.

No Chris Brown?

If this is a problem you have encountered more than 4 times in your life you either live in the middle of nowhere or you use your high beams way too frequently.

“You call that a monkey noise?”

Have you tried Hello From the Magic Tavern?

Get fat and then you can be a gourmand

Sounds like someone is upset about the casting of the Teen Titans Go movie.

Is your film on YouTube? Vimeo? Pornhub? Where could an interested AV Club reader find it if they were so inclined?

Sorry, from one internet stranger to another.

That is the confusing part though. If you said “this album is even worse than Make Believe” then there would be some context for how bad it is. Saying “this sucks compared to their upper tier stuff” leaves a lot of room for suckage and no clue as to where this lands on that map.

But the White Album is good.

“...but no news about Animal Crossing yet, so there’s still something to be depressed about.”

But would you put jam in your beer?