Much like the AV Club declared they were done with Kanye news?

Hey Dannis - more Pizzle updates, please. 💖

I have the 2-piece version of the pouring shield and it kind of stinks. Is the 1-piece actually good?

You have to give the server 20% of any presents received.

Gettin’ Nuts with Chunt and Usidore would beg to differ.

These are normie shit memes

They mentioned the John Wick films and Tahani was definitely shown as living in John Wick’s house during the original brainstorming for the “Out of the Spotlight” tour.

This is terrible news.

Get a dog.

OK Otto.

Cream cheese is nasty and an inch-thick layer of it even more so. If Google is celebrated for removing the egg from the salad emoji to make the salad vegan, I don’t know why we are all blowing our collective loads over this dairy frosted bagel.

Samples are just a sneaky way to get free beer. I respect the grift.

I frequently ask bartenders/waiters to pick their favorite beer for me when I’m ordering. You don’t get to send it back if you don’t like it. That’s the consequence of rolling the dice.

“sludge” and “pleasant experience” do not belong in the same sentence.

What a goober

So The Olive Garden, Red Lobster, Blaze Pizza were non-starters.

Hey

Sam & Peter, a friendship strained by the dick-vestigation last year and likely to be again soon in Bellevue, Washington

1. Final Fantasy

Decorative gourds are trash