Country: “I DUN GOT A PICK-UP TRUCK, SHE’S A FORD F-ONE-FIDDY”

Why the hell can’t businesses just admit when they are in the wrong and make right with whoever they’ve wronged? If my Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag was smashed to bits and you were blaming me, I’d sue the crap out of you. If you were to, say, pay for the repairs, depreciation, and wasted time/emotional distress, I would…

Nah, my sister does

My old high school history teacher got 9 months in jail for child endangerment

The Morning Sh*t

I have been reading Jalopnik for years and only now did I realize what the “Morning Shift” actually means

Best of luck!!!

You shouldn’t have your d—k out if you don’t want anybody on it

Can’t support. We know what turn signals are, BMW drivers don’t.

But is it turbo?

This one is for sale up here in Cleveland, has 68,000 miles and they only want $12,xxx for it.

They are the secret backdoor into WRX ownership

Buy a damn Saab

Sounds like a Trump tweet for some reason

Are you hiring?

Let’s set up a GoFundMe for this guy.

i’m having a crisis.....

#Dougcar

THEN DON’T BUILD SELF DRIVING CARS ITS THAT SIMPLE