how’d you know

passing thought

Tom, random question: do you have a mustache? 

Before I bought my 1986 Dodge 600 I was seriously considering doing this. And yes, I am from Ohio

How so?

Hi what does Trump have to do with anything?

-Me, a black person

Wow.. in my Dodge 600 I often put the roof down in cold weather so I can parallel park easier

MMMM YESSSS YESSSS YESSSS YESSSS YESSS YESSSS YESSSS

WE’RE GOING ON A TRIP IN OUR FAVORITE ROCKET SHIP SOARING THROUGH THE STARS LITTLE EINSTEINS

YOU’RE MY NEW BEST FRIEND

YOU HAVE A TURBO X? OMG BE MY FRIEND AND BIRTH MY CHILDREN

I rode in the back of one a few months ago. It had a firm plastic liner but I was amazed by overall ride quality. All in all not bad

Do I smell a pun

I came across an Aries K coupe for sale on Craigslist with the 5-speed manual transmission. Unfortunately, the owner called me an “idiot” for trying to negotiate on the price. Hilariously it was still for sale last I checked

WOW what a beauty

what

YOU LIVE IN OHIO TOO? BROOOOOOOOOOOOO

It looks like a Chinese copy of itself 

HAHA