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Credit where it’s due, the sticker wasn’t far off at all

That looks more like some fiberglass Factory Five contraption than a Mercedes

Excuse me,

I would like to make plain that I was referring to the boring, base-spec Civics that accountants and high school teachers drive, not the hot version.

Danica Patrick is what the Honda Civic is to the motoring world. It’s dull and has average performance, but nobody is willing to talk bad about it because it is a brilliant Honda, and anybody who talks bad about is a mishondanist.

Ne regardez pas un cadeau de cheval dans la bouche!!!

Get a life, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Having a name like “Confederate” and saying “Oh, it’s about southern heritage” is like having a bike named the Auschwitz and saying it’s a nod to German heritage. I am beside myself that you give these scumbags the time of day. I was a loyal follower of Jalopnik for many years, and all I have to show for it are two…

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That stupid 25-year import law.

Aston Martin Vulcan. Located in North Olmsted, Ohio (near Cleveland) for just $3,400,000:

I actually kinda liked those things. My dad had one, in blue to be exact. I was somewhat sad when the axle locked up on that thing.

I thought Tavarish wrote this for a minute haha

How about no?

Should’ve bought a Saab, you diesel huffing peasants

I agree. The scoops look a lot better when the bit in the middle is done in matte or satin black. It’s much less noticeable then.

Am I the only one that thinks the 12C was the only truly good looking McLaren (if a bit boring) there’s been thus far? The rest of the super series is iffy. The 720s is ok, but the 540c/570s is literally uglier than Chris Evan’s genitals (or the lack thereof).

With the Evoque and that stupid F-Pace Velar thing coming out, what’s the point of it?

Have you tried turning it off and on again?