buuuuuuurneze
Buuuuurneze
buuuuuuurneze

One title is more titles than 0.

Jesus, did babies murder your entire family or something?

Because Deadspin is the arbiter of all morality, and they can claim their Prince references earlier today were more appropriate than the scope of the Baltimore Orioles’ twitter feed, without any justification.

No, I understand perfectly what you’re saying.

Values are only worth upholding if you can force others to accept them. If not, accept those you cannot coerce only if you can profit from that relationship.

Anything else you'd like to add?

That’s completely different, bro. China has a lot more money than North Carolina.

This just in: the result of the matches are decided around a table.

It’s like they’re doing a haka only devoid of any respectable or intimidating qualities.

If Cleveland and Miami meet in the playoffs, I expect Lebron to take the court in a Heat uniform as if nothing ever happened.

I said the same thing. My ex-wife disagreed.

It's under the table.

Sic burn.

No.

Really, “white” is not the operative word there, “bourgeois” is.

Listening sucks because peoples’ stories generally aren’t interesting. Nobody will interrupt you if you are telling a good story. Anything about your colonoscopy is a crappy story.

Yeah, but then people are just going to think that you’re interested in what they have to say and they’re going to keep saying things in the future. How do I listen while also getting across the point that I never want to do this again?

What the hell ever happened to those movie reviews on this site? Those were terrible.

My mom always kept a basket at the bottom of the stairs that she’d put stuff in that needed to be taken up, usually to my sisters’ or my bedroom. We’d walk right past it day-in & day-out and it would irritate the hell out of her. “What, do you think I put that there for decoration?!” Good times.

“Help, Mario, I’ve been kidnapped!”

I got the NES back in 88 with SMB...I have still not beat it...got to be a record, right?!

The bad news: Rams mortgaging their future to draft mediocre QB to install in imagination-less offensive system run by a lifetime tight ends coach and barely overseen by mustachioed mediocrity Jeff FIsher.