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There is literally no way in which kobe surpassed Jordan.

As long as we can also agree that he didn’t have the highest WAR last season, at all, by any stretch of accounting or imagination. He did lead the league in Bret The Hitman Hart impressions though, and I feel like that should factor in.

and maybe this wouldn’t have happened in the first place without the culture that’s been created there?

Scout’s notes:

When asked why he was playing water polo, Cam replied, “I like to dab in a lot of different sports.”

Might be one of the worst comments in the history of Deadspin.

I could give two flying dicks about LaRoche, but does every piece that doesn’t eviscerate someone or make them out to be a giant prick have to be a “puff-piece?” It’s possible he’s just a good dude.

I was happy to see them win the division year after year. It sucked to see them not win the World Series, but they were beating the Mets and Phillies year in and year out. Beating New York and Philadelphia always makes me happy. Their fans were generally trying to throw it in my face that the Braves couldn’t win it

Let’s see how drunk/arrested Furcal is, and I think Marcus Giles is still probably in a softball league somewhere.

Are you legit criticizing Gonzalez for not putting his faith in small sample sizes? It would be one thing to say he should hit Johnson over Francoeur for platoon advantage or something, but their career history in bases loaded situation? Who cares?

While I do agree that Gonzalez is a horrible manager, what are the Braves going to do? They are obviously rebuilding and don’t want to bring up every minor leaguer to go through growing pains at the same time. I was at the Nats-Braves game on Monday and saw a team missing their shortstop Simmons and making errors to

“If we ignore the text of stand your ground laws and imagine that they can be used however we fear most, anyone with a gun can be shot on sight.”

ESPN much like Bryant has no clue what the word no means.

well, its not like he was paul pierce and had to be wheeled out. he looked at the ref, complained about the foul, tossed the tooth to the bench and kept going. if thats a pussy then so be it but going by that definition i cant wait until you see an actual pussy :)

Remember when Kobe decided he needed to look more angry so he wore this face for most of a season before realizing it actually looked totally douchey and stopped doing it? I won’t miss that guy.

So Matt Duffy was forced by MLB to remove his stickers on his bat, but this clownbro can have stickers on his?

If Harper is looking to pay homage to the Nationals 2015 season, I think I know what it is...

Zack Hample is going to fight this guy.

Dippin’ Dots have been a staple at every stadium in America for years. This writer is OBVIOUSLY a communist!

And yet that is, like, the fifth-most egregious thing about this article.