Wait. Are you all considering egg a meat? Because that’s the only way I can fathom like six or seven people having a relatively long discussion about best non-meat sandwich components and failing to mention eggs. A fried egg significantly improves just about any sandwich. Fried egg, cheese, spinach, tomato, and…

Per the new rule: “Is able and attempts to remain on the base...”

A homophobic bigot with an anger problem that once had a a very minor quasi-rap hit, who is loved by white women who normally don’t listed to rap music. Here most notable cultural achievement is probably being one of the last d-list celebrities given the chance to pose nude for Playboy. Also someone who apparently…

Often cream. but not always.

Nah, just a beard trimmer. Nothing worse than an unkempt beard on an acne-addled hipster doofus.

Triggered. Programming is part of the patriarchy.

Roy Williams thought his basketball program didn’t deserve to be punished . . . apparently Karma disagreed. Well played, Karma. Well played.

Quick...warm up the echo chamber. You know, Goose sucks, baseball is no fun, etc.

If they were real fans they'd wrestle their way in.

He’s an 84 year old white man whose heyday was the 1960's.

Yes, there is a problem with munchkins who don’t even realize that their umbrella’s tines present an eye issue for the taller ones of the species (6'7+ or 2 meters). I usually forgo umbrellas except for the wettest, rainiest weather and so take 2 approaches to the little people’s lack of understanding:

Depends how much you like the person/persons.

as a 6'2", broadly built guy...

yeah. I wonder what its like for the little people to just pick up an umbrella and it be big enough to do something worthwhile.

most of the time if I take a regular umbrella, and hold the pole against my head, centered as possible, with the canopy down as far as i can... it’ll probably…

My umbrella needs to be big enough to cover both me and my butler who is carrying it for me. I’m not going to have him walking around in the rain like a filthy savage.

When I lived in NYC I was of the opinion that if your umbrella was capable of covering any more people than it was actively covering it was far too fucking big and you were a horrible sociopath, but I currently live in a place where attitudes toward walking anywhere range from tepid to naked hostility, so I walk…

Last time I saw that many clumsy white dudes together was on a Jazz draft board.

How racist was it back then that a black man wasn’t allowed to stand in front of white people, even if playing the trombone?

I know it was always contentious in my coed rec athletics how we would handle financing.

I am so thankful that you included the insightful takes from track and field journalists @yuptwins and @jiggywizzle. Who could possibly form an opinion without their scorching hot takes.

Marathons are all about race, bro.