He’s just saying this so they can hang a “CTE Conversation Participant” banner.

Good thing this didn't happen in the NFL or else that could have caused a concussion.

There’s no truth to the rumor that the bees are going to change their name to Braves.

I think they give them shit mostly because the NFL tried to act like everything was fine.

Sure, but my thought on the above idiot’s thought is that I doubt the OP will care, because above idiot’s thought is idiotic. So yay, thoughts all around!

I keep misreading your username as ChorizoRuns.

Ladies and Gentleman, it is my great honor to present, for the first time as man and wife, Mr. And Mrs. Eleventhstreet

Years ago, the guy I was dating at the time and I talked about what would happen if we got married and he was totally into the combining names thing (his was pretty German and hard to pronounce), but realized quickly it would never work because our new last name would be Hyman.

So, how far back should women go for a name not tied to a man? Should she just use “Eve"?

“it would have been unseemly to take Westbrooks there.” I don’t know what that means.)

Looks like A-Rod plans to finish his career with the Yankees the same way Jeter did. By getting paid an enormous amount of money he didn’t earn.

Is this similar to the Gawker bias? The one that prevents its writers from caring about something unless the bad act was committed by someone who has white skin, male, straight, or a police officer? Republican is also preferred.

A Gawker media site calling the rest of the American media vapid...

Hello Kettle? This is Pot!

As a Catholic I say thanks, but I wouldn’t fuck you even with Daulerio’s dick.

This is how I will react to the death of Gawker at the hands of Hulk Hogan.

My office of lawyers has been debating this question for a week: Does cereal qualify as soup?

Worst public urination story: At a college party my friend stepped out the side gate of the backyard to whizz in the very dark, very deserted alley. Beer in hand, he’s pissing in a puddle when a bicycle cop literally steps out of a hedge, like some kind of fucking SEAL Team 6 operative. He said “Good evening, would…

My gym teacher would do this in the middle of gym class when we were playing soccer. Wouldn’t even face away from us. He’s dead now. The football stadium is named after him.

Doctors. They put it in front of their fucking names.