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I prefer Sir Hiss.

And thank you Kate Winslet, for taking a fucking stand.

He has a star on the Walk of Fame? Why? Is the emblem under his name a bronze asshole?

Nah. It goes PETA, then juicing for me for top 2 most obnoxious.

That was my first thought. My second thought was that someone wrote that for him.

Cantaloupe is fucking gross. Its smell makes me want to vomit.

I guess Rawls and McNulty made up after all.

Maggie Gyllenhal, I like your work, but that was too pretentious.

The Lego movie was soooo robbed!

A stealth Bill Cosby joke from Ricky Gervais about famous people being above the law. Nicely played.

Omg I cringed so hard. Giuliana, can you be cool for a fucking minute? Jesus Christ.

Hang on I know your childhood is somewhere around here.. oh yes, found it.. filed under "Things I Never Had"

Okay, this whole Kylie-Jenner-Overdrawn-Lips trend has got to stop.

Tweet of the year so far.

Nalgene 1pt Wide Mouth

Nalgene 1pt Wide Mouth

He just got picked off, too.

Classic Hambone

Just because you want to rap doesn't mean you should. Your parents lied. Do not pursue all your dreams.

I have very clear memories of this Making the Video. She was nervous because they had to kiss!