Karen Elson responds...

As usual, I blame Matt Lauer.

I'd love for FSU to say, in response, "Fuck Him, right in the pussy."

Who is going to be a dad?!

you know, i've loved a lot of fictional characters in my life, but i think danny castellano might take the cake. literally flawless boyfriend. all boyfriends should aspire to be him.

NEVER FORGET THIS LEGENDARY SCENE.

THERE IS NO JESUS ONLY YEEZUS.

I said it once and I'll say it again... if Kayne is styling you, Kim, girlfriend, HE IS DOING YOU NO FAVORS AND STOP WITH THE CHOKERS BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE THOSE GIRLS THAT SNOOP DOGG BROUGHT TO THE VMAS THAT ONE TIME ON LEASHES PLZ STAHP YOUR BODY IS BANGING AND YOUR FACE IS HELLA ATTRACTIVE WTF ARE YOU DOING DEAR…

Am I the only one who thinks that they should have added $25,000 Sunglasses as a cast member?

Emerging heartthrob Daniel Radcliffe says he's a feminist and doesn't see why anyone would be embarrassed to call themselves that unless they're a raging sexist.

Paul Rudd would probably not be wearing a Yankees hat (BECAUSE THEY SUCK) (because he is a lifelong Royals fan). But Royals hats are blue, as well.

No moment is too heartwarming to shit on Mario Chalmers.

Coke Zero taste like ass. I'm perfectly happy drinking regular Coke. And all you Pepsi people are disgusting.

She softened him into a sort of pink dough.

The best thing to come out of this is we'll hopefully get to hear another pants-shitting story from George Brett come spring

Best fans in Missouri.

So, because she sings songs about getting drunk and going out to clubs, she deserves to be drugged and sexually assaulted? That's just the chicken coming home to roost?

bye

A real missed opportunity for a "Drunk in Louvre" headline.