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butwhyaminotshocked
butwhyaminotshocked

Am I the only one who thinks that they should have added $25,000 Sunglasses as a cast member?

Emerging heartthrob Daniel Radcliffe says he's a feminist and doesn't see why anyone would be embarrassed to call themselves that unless they're a raging sexist.

Also going to throw out Margot Robbie from Wolf of Wall Street.

They make a compelling point about the husky.

Paul Rudd would probably not be wearing a Yankees hat (BECAUSE THEY SUCK) (because he is a lifelong Royals fan). But Royals hats are blue, as well.

No moment is too heartwarming to shit on Mario Chalmers.

It's odd that the impact of makeup goes unmentioned. In her starlet days, Renee wore makeup that accentuated her full cheeks, bedroomy hooded eyes, and thin-but-distinctive smile. The makeup she wore that night is objectively not very well-applied (being an actor and model, I have extensive professional experience

I posted this in Morning Spoilers, but it seems more appropriate here:

Coke Zero taste like ass. I'm perfectly happy drinking regular Coke. And all you Pepsi people are disgusting.

She softened him into a sort of pink dough.

The best thing to come out of this is we'll hopefully get to hear another pants-shitting story from George Brett come spring

Best fans in Missouri.

So, because she sings songs about getting drunk and going out to clubs, she deserves to be drugged and sexually assaulted? That's just the chicken coming home to roost?

bye

Saw this on Facebook this morning.

A real missed opportunity for a "Drunk in Louvre" headline.

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By request of many of you, here's J.R. calling the fight.

Lucky for him, a car wouldn't fit between those buses.

She's inarticulate even when she's not flustered. I know, I've been watching these shitty shows for five years.