Let’s not. Because it doesn’t matter.

Don’t start pretending the av club is an authority in what drives sales. It’s perfectly reasonable for an executive to state that declining viewership in their largest ad target might lead to lower sales. Investors don’t care that the pizza is crap, they care whether they get a return.

No, his point was that his kid made proactive steps to earn candy, and that if other people are able but unwilling to take those steps, then giving them candy is wrong.

What the fuck is wrong with you hacks? You can’t even witness a video where he smiles, stops smiling, then smiles again without writing a 500 word analysis of how wrong it is. Christ these authors are a joke.

“How was the pull-out?”

It’s crazy how much this matters.

Where’s the pop-culture connection.

This doesn’t matter.

Holy shit she’s a person. Who cares.

You wouldn’t be happy with his statement unless he admitted that he’s 1000% guilty, that he’s putting himself in prision without a trial, and that Trump inspired him to do it.

Imagine going through life being unable to look at pictures of former presidents without being “disturbed.” Hearing a dirty joke and being grabbed “from behind” (not the same as being grabbed “on the behind”—no doubt she would have specified if that were the case) isn’t an act of assault.

Good for you.

Is this supposed to be an effort to take the moral high-ground? He’s not arguing that he did a shitty thing. What is this article accomplishing other than the AV Club reminding itself of its own superiority by pointing at bad things other people did that we all already know about.

“Fine, guy who actually made the movie, but actually you were more influenced by...” Thanks for correcting him.

Oh my god so what

Jesus, so what?