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In his defense, young Will Smith was only in one little fight before his mom got scared

Second. 

I vote to actually make these names canon.

Way to be a needless dick.

As much as I have always preferred MS controllers over Sony’s, the Dualshock 4 is actually major improvement. It’s leagues more comfortable than any previous PS controller (I got such bad hand cramps playing TLoU on a borrowed PS3). I have found the DS4 to be very comfortable, the only thing I don’t like is the…

*patiently awaits word on further Backwards Compatibility*

“Tracer really only has two abilities that translate well into the B moves”

Um, it’s spelled “shyt-stirring.”

“Theproblem with characters with guns is that they’re hard to implement for most of their moves when Smash mostly relies on melee.”

Genji would be the worst pick strictly because of the game’s abundance of sword users. The problem with characters with guns is that they’re hard to implement for most of their moves when Smash mostly relies on melee - Megaman is the only completely ranged character.

To that end Tracer really only has two abilities…

Persona 5 isn’t even on Switch, yet we still got Joker as DLC. At this point any franchise could end up in Smash.

Since when does “regrettably named” become “most regrettably named” other than in your particular head?

This is good satire. 

Yeah, but no.

I’m confused.....

My blood pressure is—normally—on the high end of “normal.” Occasionally it moves into pre-hypertension, and if I’m having a panic attack (which hasn’t happened for a couple of years now), it skyrockets.

The biggest contributing factor to my BP sitting where it does is a slightly too-large love of good beer. I’m at a…

The article referred to the board game as “officially-licensed”...