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If by "the best" you mean "the most broken", then yes, you're right.

A lot of this comes down to a more fundamental point: People don’t playtest their levels enough. If at all.

When you create a level, unless you’re deliberately doing a troll level, you’re going to be able to run through it very easily by the time you’re done. Unless you’re deliberately thinking about it you’re not

Yeah. I saw folks talking about this. I get why that is a thing, but hope they figure out a way to make it work in the future.

Please God, yes.  Also, while you’re at it, maybe you should think about giving a powerup or two at some point please?  Bonus points if you do the scalable powerups (long tap a fire flower to bring up the context menu, then select the mushroom)!

Don’t know if you are aware, but if the level uses a special clear condition, you cannot add checkpoints at all.

Um. Yeah. Game dev here. I know why the bugs happen. Is there a point you’re trying to make by describing why this is happening?

That’s just crazy.  Barb is clearly the Mind Flayer.

That is certainly a better theory the one a woman in my office texted.

Getting stuck is going to happen on any non-trivially complex geometry that, by game design, you’re not allowed to land on. This is usually accomplished by setting the friction coeff of the surface to 0 so that entities that land on that surface will slide off on any collision poly that isn’t perfectly horizontal (eg,

I played a bit of airsoft as a kid and got tons of looks from passerbys on the way to the field even when the guns had the orange caps on them and that was before all the mass shooting in the media.

Or to the lay person, “Why are those people dressed insane on a beach holding a large firearm.” They look dumb enough, maybe theyre dumb enough to bring a gun, maybe theyre dumb enough to not know safety.

fortnite announces character specific screens and emotes for the bus in 3.2.1......

That’s the name of the main character in my Three’s Company/Hunt for Red October fanfic.

This whole “realism” argument rubs me the wrong way. Nothing about Mordhau’s gameplay is realistic. The setting is inspired by the medieval time period at best. It’s a fun, goofy and violent game. It just seems that anytime there is a game that has a theme/setting remotely like this, it gets co-opted by Alt-right

“If you’re complaining about this, then I hope you’re complaining about Dynasty Warriors not having white or black people. Otherwise you’re logically inconsistent.”

Seriously though there is plently of historical evidence of nonwhite people in Europe in the Middle Ages.

The real version is he “could have” beat Trump. Back when he was flying high on his Uncle Joe Meme Lord status. Now the youths are realizing that he is out of touch and doesn’t know what they all want. I mean, he seems like a nice enough guy, and I’d like to meet him, but I don’t want him in charge of things. We need

I am not voting Biden, but as a queer man who presents straight I assure you when you leave the confines of of your social circle straight people make fun of stereotypical gay men today. Even in Seattle. Even after people becone aware of my sexuality I hear these comments and am forced to interject. Laws were made

In what universe is it OK to make fun of your server at a business dinner for any reason?

Also....this weirdo spends a lot of time obsessing about the sex lives of his waiters - is he trying to tell us something?