Life hack: large can of crushed tomatoes + dried basil + dried oregano + 1 onion, diced + pinch of sugar + pinch of salt + pinch of pepper. Simmer for thirty min. Cheaper than Ragu, healthier than Ragu. That's just the base recipe, obviously there's lots of other stuff you can do with it.

I read that as Keanu Reeves as 9 different Disney PRINCESSES, so I'm VERY disappointed.

You never had to repair the master sword. You just had to wait.

Pizza Hut has always had options on how to make their crust by store/franchise until about 12 years ago when they switched to frozen/parbaked for all crusts. Some stores used to make the dough in house every morning with a Hobart mixer and serve it fresh. Now it’s all frozen, and higher in preservatives resulting in a…

The only thing we changed is squirting garlic gunk on the crust. Really, that's it.

She was unequipped when downed. (Also, I did that in like five minutes and I didn't save the .psd with layers... Massive oversight. My apologies.)

She never mentioned the helmet. Soooooo... go back to Reddit and jerk your friends off. Do keep the children out of it, mind you.

OMG the only thing better than this show being written by AI is it being written by Chuck Tingle

More fun in theory than practice sort of describes Watch Dogs exactly, huh?

I need this on limited edition splatter vinyl now.

Am I still his bitch, though?

If you're not going to watch this trailer, then you should at least look at reviews before you buy, because this game looks like absolute garbage. I trusted Kojima, I love his work, but this game looks janky as hell.

Wtf. Homosapiens. Homodemons. Game looks like garbage, but don't give the alt right any more fuel than they already have.

They already did 2.

Even when I don't like LiA, the art style blows me away.

The problem with this is the last panel. It negates the joke. The joke should be that they DON'T have questions. Apparently the corporate shills in this scenario are actually concerned, and that's just weird. 

This is the only thing I'll ever remember about this entire article.

Idiots vote.

Your bideos are good but they're too long.