I’d call him a douche bag, but he’s hasn't been that close to a vagina since he was born.

I’m not here to make valid points, i’m here to be an asshole.

Maximus the Merciful

now he’s set the worst of examples for those kids....

Anchor Julie Stewart-Binks suggested he should dance for her.

Fam, ain’t nothing critical happening here.

Sometimes I find myself liking things and that's why I keep a hammer on me at all times so I can smash my dick with it to drive the good feelings away