How do we know you’re even a real bear. I want to see a goddamn birth certificate.

Temba, his arms wide.

Martin O’Malley would like to be President too. He ran Maryland for the last eight years, and was Mayor of Baltimore.

This is Deadspin my friend. Schadenfreude is always news worthy here.

You can go straight to hell for reminding me that Creed the band existed.

The website they put up kinda explains it.

In the history of my interneting, this is the biggest “what the fuck?” I’ve ever had. Thanks for this.

Yep. I actually kind of share his point of view, but goddamn that fam shit. Every other point was irrelevant due to the fact it was coming from someone who thought “fam” is a thing grown ups say to each other.

This is the internet, It’s practically powered by ultra-negativity.

Major League 2, filmed in Baltimore.

Black testicles matter.