Ship captains = bus drivers who have taken physics

bUt He’S tHe BeSt ChAnCe We HaVe To BeAt TrUmP!

FFS I hope the Democratic party succeeds in pulling it’s head out their collective ass so I don’t have to vote for this shitstain.

I have a beagle corgi mix (we think so anyway, because of her short stature, generously sized rump and her habit of gazing into our eyes for what feels like forever, as corgis are known for) and I try my best to keep her weight down, as well.

There’s one really good, foolproof way to ensure that strangers don’t overfeed your cat with inappropriate food.

there won’t be any other option for the senate not to do anything but the right thing.

no.

Same...right down to it was my best friend who said it. I really struggle with that. Especially since he knows I’ve had one and how much that right means to me.

I feel frivolous, but I also hate his fakey-fake, summer-abroad, Eurotrash accent. There. I said it.

By being a part of the most toxic group of humans in existence currently. 

This beauty Youtube flap is so supremely stupid. It fits far too well into our times.

I remember it every time her name comes up. She’s more than just shallow and tacky, she’s a horrible human being. Nobody should be giving her the time of day.

Oh I remember this, only because the photo of that one dude with his balls down to his knees has been seared into my brain.

I wonder if Paris has ever heard that saying about the things you hate in others generally being the things you despise in yourself.

I really need you guys to get a grip.

I think it’s perhaps better not to say that he was more popular, but that he was less unpopular. The more I consider the 2016 election, the more that I think a “regular” Republican candidate could have won a huge victory against Clinton, largely because of the 30 year campaign Fox and others have waged against her to…

I don’t think history is a good indicator of success in his case.

As well-intentioned as this diatribe was, it felt like O’Rourke was trying to cram every single talking point he could into a place where he was really just being asked about his own behavior and choices.

He’s on r/theredpill right now ranting about how she cost him his job over nothing. 

Presumably because of the bounceback, even if she was somehow like “OH THAT DREAMY DELIVERY DUDE!” (pretty sure something no-one has ever thought outside a porno or that one really strange episode of Gilmore Girls), she couldn’t actually have responded, so this is some strictly one-way creepin’. Somehow that almost…