There’s more than 5 guys. Sorry, Mariah. It’s OK to have slept with multiple men!

That Bachelor dude seems...insincere, I guess? My parents and sister are being threatened in public. Here’s a clear picture of their faces so you can do it too! Without any effort, even!

It’s a joke about Tarantino being a piece of shit. Because he’s a piece of shit.

I was born in SC, lived in suburban Atlanta for my entire childhood, lived in SC again for a few years as an adult.

This is why I don’t find the Marianne Williamson meme funny...like at all. These same people thought Trump was hilarious too. Now he’s president.

If even half of the petty, mundane shit that seems to scandalize the royal family is true, I feel so bad for Meghan. No amount of oxytocin and money can make that worthwhile.

The fact that something’s standard doesn’t mean it isn’t bullshit.

Harder for marketing to leverage fictional celebrities. This show has been thirsty from episode 1.

Everyone on Vanderpump Rules looks like a not-very-sophisticated AI’s idea of what an attractive person would look like. Jax is grotesque.

Oh my god, Kanye is a Scooter Braun joint?! That makes so much sense.

Warren’s my pick, but to be fair...she and Bernie aren’t very similar when it comes to American imperialism and other foreign policy things. She has some diarrhea-cold takes on Palestine, for example. Those two aren’t exactly the same, and people who want the USA to cut the shit with our military-industrial complex…

He’s gained and lost quite a bit of weight since he first started acting, so it makes sense. 

Remember when cliche was a bad thing?

They are so fucking fun

There’s a reason I don’t openly identify as a buddhist, and it’s mostly because most people in the US who openly identify as buddhists do it in order to seem impressive and cool to other people. Lots of people in my temple who test my patience.

Buddhists are still people. People mostly suck.

lol

I think the emotional response is precisely why they keep watching. 

Both people seem extremely stupid and very concerned with their image. That combination usually leads people to be bad with money.

TV news is entertainment, not information. Period. It’s insane to me how addicted boomers are to it. I work from home and go to the gym in the afternoon, so it’s usually just me and a bunch of 60+ people in there. About 95% of them put on a cable news channel and watch for the entire duration of their workout. I live…