He’s a republican and is here suggesting that his wife should kill herself rather than live without him. He may feel that he can’t live without her, which is kinda sad, but she’s younger than him. How does she feel about it?

There’s no real reason to like him, or any other famous person for that matter. They’re just…

I mean, in this case? Yeah? The dude is toast. His reputation is trash. He called in a false police report. What’s the maximum charge for that, again?

He’ll probably try. But I don’t know that he’ll succeed.

Lindsay Lohan and Bella Thorne are the same person, only Bella has the misfortune of having social media access during the high point of her brief career relevancy. Both people are cringe made human.

Lindsay Lohan is not entertaining. It’s just sad at this point.

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The thing I love about the people who insist that leftists MUST vote for Biden if he wins the primary, or else it’s OUR PERSONAL FAULT that Trump won, is that most of them also believe that Russia stole the election in 2016, or that Trump colluded somehow. But still, it’s the Bernie bros’ fault, even though most…

As an Oregon resident, this state’s logical inconsistency on stuff like this baffles me. WIC isn’t allowed to ask if people are on birth control or really have family planning discussions like that, and though it’s not directly related, I cannot understand the bullshit behind things like the totally ineffective and…

Remember when she wrote that song about how mean critics are, and then said they’re “alone in life” at the end of it? Good stuff. 

This century? Everyone who’s ever been killed in a genocide would like a word.

CPS is brutally underfunded in most places. That would be incredibly unfair to the children and would flood overtaxed systems. Very bad policy idea. Enlightened centrism is not the same as being intelligent.

Is it a joke if it isn’t funny...like at all?

She wasn’t able to turn her childhood stardom and obvious talent into a long-lasting career because the entertainment industry is full of misogynistic idiots who probably wouldn’t give her a chance because of her weight, so I’d say it hasn’t been as good to her as it probably should have been.

This sounds like the TV show version of being thirsty. Extremely does not sound interesting to me. I know we already have enough evidence that people will watch bad TV because it’s got some tits in it, as if you can’t watch porn for free on the internet, but damn. HBO got that formula locked in.

I’m not in the film industry but my impression has always been that it very much matters whether people pay to go see a movie after it’s made.

A consumer who will or will not pay to see her movie based on how potentially unpleasant it will be.

I would love a celebrity-themed restaurant that serves the food actors actually eat. Like Macrobiotic Spirulina Pill With Carefully Measured Portion of Unsalted Sunflower Seeds. Or The Rock’s Cod, which is just like a pound of unseasoned cod on a very expensive plate. 

I’m a copywriter. If I ever found myself writing something that included the words “parent lie game,” I would quit on the spot. Fuck that.

God, how is she so fucking smug about absolutely everything? I love this idea, but hearing her talk about it is somehow gross.

Is it really that hard to understand that people tend to want different things out of a relationship? They’re under the same roof the majority of the week, it doesn’t seem like that big a deal to sleep separately for three nights.