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Cause people want the lies, not the truth. 

That “sex bench” weighs 30 pounds. They had to carry it between them? That’s so weird. This is such a weird story. Can neither of those adult-ass women lift 30 pounds on her own?! Why do famous people not have garages?! Did they really want to get photographed like that, or is this some sort of gross privacy

Sort of unrelated to the actual item, but I think the only thing keeping Rob Lowe from being a James-Woods-level asshole is...the fact that he’s very stupid.

That’s so sweet. I used to be really cynical about public celebrations like this, when I was younger and dumber. But I’ve realized how important it is to savor moments like this in public life. Things don’t always go our way. We shouldn’t take it for granted when they do.

She should make friends with that woman who thinks her piss cures cancer.

This is like that woman who published a book about “emotional labor” that’s actually about emotion work. Because she, and everyone on her publishing team, didn’t bother to fact check.

No. She won’t. 

I’m a very red person. My skin is pale and my blood vessels prominent. I haven’t assaulted anyone, ever, but it’s nice to know that my self-consciousness is justified and that people really are judging me for looking like a pig. Thanks!

Eh, I think that’s part of it. With a few exceptions (very mentally ill people, for example), adults who put on fake accents are sociopaths who betray their own stupidity and lack of sophistication. As if any group of people on this entire fucking planet isn’t deeply fucked up and awful.

My bestie is a cis straight dude. He was so dismissive when Kavanaugh was confirmed. That response was honestly more hurtful to me than the fact that that asshole got the job he wanted in the first place. I expected Kavanaugh to get his precious job. I did not expect my friend’s “whatever, they aren’t going to

It’s called nose blindness, and it’s real.

Summer can keep it. At least in the spring/fall/winter, hippie BO is contained inside a few layers of clothing, and it doesn’t smell like wildfire smoke all the time.

I live in Oregon, obviously.

He is so indefensible for so many reasons. 

They seem like they deserve each other.

Why are people saying the Alabama ban is “near total?” It’s total.

A culture to which Gwenyth certainly does not belong...

No it’s a weird name and it’s also incredibly hubristic, not that that’s surprising. Like Gwenyth Paltrow naming her child fucking Moses.

The whole “oh you don’t watch game of thrones, GOOD FOR YOU” transition to “THIS SHOW IS TERRIBLE! I HATE WATCHING IT AND WILL CONTINUE TO WATCH IT!” has been...amusing. So y’all are mad at me for knowing the show is trash before you do, and now you want to talk about nothing but how trash it is after having told me

How the hell do you work for a predatory industry making tons and tons of money and think “this is fine?” Not surprised the person who took it is a finance bro. They think everything is theirs.

She seems she makes her way without much intelligence or self-awareness but with a lot of cunning and ambition. In my experience, that’s a very bad combination.