People who kill aren’t “monsters,” they’re people. Humans have been murdering each other for centuries. It’s probably one of our original pastimes. It’s actually pretty mundane.

I really. Really. Really dislike this gif. 

I remember Woodstock 99. That shit was HILARIOUS. I was in 9th grade, I think? Gen X’s little bad boy rage was and remains hilarious. They can get their shit together, sure, but only for the sake of burning stuff down. Millennials don’t care about burning stuff down. Just wanna smoke some weed and have a silly weekend…

If boomers were all dead our political landscape wouldn’t be so shitty. 

Does any wealthy person in America understand that they’re supposed to be held accountable?

I don’t understand why people are so into true crime when perfectly good fictional murder mysteries are out there. Fictional characters’ families don’t suffer from other people’s morbid curiosity.

Imagine being the family member of one of those women, and hearing this person, who will profit from your loved one’s death, act like she knows something.

You should have not had your puppy wandering around so it could chew on a cord. You yelled at your dog for something that was your fault. If you think that’s OK, that’s your choice. But professionals will tell you that you should keep a puppy in a pen (not a crate, a pen) until it no longer teethes. During that period,…

You think men didn’t act this way before?

Public service announcement that there is no such thing as “disciplining” a dog. Mammals learn best through positive reinforcement. Punishment is traumatic and nothing more. Plus, if your puppy “does something wrong,” that’s your fault. 100% of the time. Poops on the carpet? Your fault for not taking the pup outside…

There was no reason to believe that the voice of Winnie the Pooh was a good person. Pooh is a fictional character, and this guy isn’t him.

I’m still not seeing it. Maybe it’s my adblocker?

Y’all used to link to the thing you were parodying, right? That made it easier to find this bit funny.

Andrew Yang thinks there shouldn’t be a minimum wage, and his idea of a fair UBI is like $1k a month.

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IDK about your social background, but mine involves a lot of shameless people. Aunt Becky’s response to this is apparently “I did what any other parent would do,” and that’s how the people I grew up around would feel as well. Sure, gossips will enjoy the schadenfreude, but it’ll blow over as soon as Chad cheats on…

I LOVED Paula as a little girl. I was I think a kindergartener when her first album dropped, and there was something about her energy that was just so appealing to me at that time. She was like the world’s kindest cheerleader or something. 

That is not humiliating to rich people. It should be, but it isn’t. After all, the parents themselves likely got where they are through a combination of extra spending and nepotism...aka “bootstraps.”

Mother’s Day was originally known as Mother’s Day for Peace, an opportunity for women to express their displeasure at the fact that their children were being shipped off and murdered in a seemingly endless cycle of war.

Now, it’s...another cheap capitalist festival that uses a sly combination of bread/circuses and…

As much as I’d like to see these assholes suffer, you’re right. Prison doesn’t actually help anyone. Our justice system is a moral offense on every level.