There was no reason to believe that the voice of Winnie the Pooh was a good person. Pooh is a fictional character, and this guy isn’t him.

I’m still not seeing it. Maybe it’s my adblocker?

Y’all used to link to the thing you were parodying, right? That made it easier to find this bit funny.

Andrew Yang thinks there shouldn’t be a minimum wage, and his idea of a fair UBI is like $1k a month.

#relatable marketing content

IDK about your social background, but mine involves a lot of shameless people. Aunt Becky’s response to this is apparently “I did what any other parent would do,” and that’s how the people I grew up around would feel as well. Sure, gossips will enjoy the schadenfreude, but it’ll blow over as soon as Chad cheats on…

I LOVED Paula as a little girl. I was I think a kindergartener when her first album dropped, and there was something about her energy that was just so appealing to me at that time. She was like the world’s kindest cheerleader or something. 

That is not humiliating to rich people. It should be, but it isn’t. After all, the parents themselves likely got where they are through a combination of extra spending and nepotism...aka “bootstraps.”

Mother’s Day was originally known as Mother’s Day for Peace, an opportunity for women to express their displeasure at the fact that their children were being shipped off and murdered in a seemingly endless cycle of war.

Now, it’s...another cheap capitalist festival that uses a sly combination of bread/circuses and…

As much as I’d like to see these assholes suffer, you’re right. Prison doesn’t actually help anyone. Our justice system is a moral offense on every level.

No way will this hurt their reputation among their rich asshole friends. If they somehow lost all their money, that would do the trick. But they’ll still be rich when they get out of their cushy white-collar prisons, so they’ll still have friends.
The wealthy are always aggrieved when they’re called out for doing…

Yeah let’s move on from the time Joe Biden was complicit in railroading a black woman who’d been sexually harassed, thereby paving the way for noted leftist Clarence Thomas to get a lifetime appointment to the most powerful court in the country. Definitely that is not something we should ever talk about again.…

Yeah, I’m pretty special.

It is so fantastic that her mystery rich man is...real-life Turtle from Entourage. Wow, what an enviable life she has!

I went to a small liberal arts college that’s sort of similar to SLC (I actually chose it over SLC), and I remember there being a huge amount of pressure to not snitch and just be cool whenever someone brought in a random itinerant hippie to live in the dorms. IDK if it’s like that at Sarah Lawrence, but the social…

Well, my point is more that when they got together, there was at least some trade-off for everything else. Now there isn’t even that. But I do buy that she was totally a scheming social climber, which makes her much less appealing as a character in what is basically a real-time historical fiction. I doubt that she…

lol are you a British royal genetics expert or something? 

I normally don’t shame people for their looks, especially related to aging, but William is literally one of the most privileged people on the planet so whatever.

One of the employees at my vet’s office used to joke about stealing my dog. It wasn’t cute. I’m glad this pup is back with his people.

Nope. BC.