Good riddance.

In an unexpected move, David Garland, interim President of Baylor reinstated all three Michigan State players 20 minutes ago.

Well, at this point, the United States are kinda the Knicks of the world.

I see the Why Your Team Sucks series has arrived early this year.

Falcons (+3) 56, Patriots 0.

The rest of your entire region went for the orange stain. We chose sanity.

Certain Deadspin staff decided to turn this game into an allegory for the current political reality, and it blew up in their face. Again.

Can we all remember the play that left Gawker Media in the dust?

SORRY I LIKE YOU GUYS BUT YOU ALL SUCK SO FUCK YOU

The Falcons Blew A 25 Point Lead

Yeah, the dude throws for 400+ yards and leads a comeback from 25 down, and this is what you post.

Sad and Pathetic: Jealous nobody writes boring and snarky article about Bill Simmons. Hey Albert, let me know when people actively seek out YOUR content, regardless of the medium, in the hundreds of thousands.

you seem fun.

You’d have a headache too if your speakers were that loud.

Is this a photo from the AVN Awards?

Every county in Massachusetts went for Clinton. Every New England state went to Clinton (except one electoral vote in Maine because of archaic voting laws).

Y’all some cold-hearted people

In the world of the super rich and insanely wealthy, it’s probably an actual rarity that they play with their kids. That’s what nannies and “undocumented” immigrants (looking at you Republicans) are for.

We are absolutely fine right now. The plan is unfolding perfectly for us