What Irish presidency are you referring to?

So you believe in censorship?

“I will smack your face off your face,” Charlie Kelly, from the CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED (by Redford) Nightman Cometh episode.

This + they get an early first round draft pick for Jimmy Garoppolo.

I want the Pats to win the Super Bowl just to see if Goodell hands them the trophy. I know it’s usually handed to the owner by the Commissioner but if they sent Brady up there first, all smiles, it would be simply the best. Just to really rub it in.

+1 for originality. You cleverly used “deflate” and “pumped up” when referencing the Patriots who were accused of “deflating balls” i.e. not having them “pumped up” enough! Brilliant! Whatever you make, tell your boss to double it.

It’s enough to make thousands of southern Californians remember they’re USC fans.

There is no way Trump supporter Woody Johnson is going to bring in Kap. Nothing to do with football.

He had been a four-sport athlete in high school, playing football, baseball, lacrosse and lacrosse.

Thank You, thank you. I’ll be here all week. Try the veal and remember to tip your waitress

Why don’t you get in yah cah and drive off a bridge in Chappaquidick

Even better, the draft pick can’t be knocked down more than 12 spots.

How is ‘fairly hefty’? Blatant cheating and a slap on the wrist. Pats copped a million dollar fine and a first round pick as well as some change for playing football in cold weather.

Patriots fan here. I don’t really give a shit about walkie-talkies. But fuck the Giants for sticking by their wife-beating kicker.

Nice sportsicating, Jordan.

There’s an army of self-serious football broadcasters and pundits that would have you believe a player publicly disagreeing with his coaches is an act of treason, and yet the Seahawks are over here with a cornerback who will argue with his head coach on the sideline, a receiver who will flip off his coordinator from…

Are we sure Richard Sherman isn’t a fucking asshole?

Because it’s not the Patriots, they MIGHT get hit with a small fine.

You sound like a real fucking dickhead.

Okay Butts.