He’s a good football play, Lindsey

So salty

I bet you were shocked to find out about the Electoral College back in November.

You’d have a headache too if your speakers were that loud.

Y’all some cold-hearted people

You misunderstood. The people comments that start off “This is dumb” and “I had to listen to..” are the ones that seem a little salty.

Yes, it seems like Pats fans are the ones who are very upset right now.

Though many of the people in the Boston airport hotel were forced to evacuate, the Steelers players were not

I’ve never heard of this happening before! Crazy times we live in.

This + they get an early first round draft pick for Jimmy Garoppolo.

Vodka, that reply you wrote at 1:23 really shifted the momentum. Can you walk me thru how you felt as you were writing it?

This article kinda feels ageist

Also, he’s the son of a farmer/pastor/high school football coach/Trump supporter.

It’s enough to make thousands of southern Californians remember they’re USC fans.

I’ve always wondered how many pregame speeches and motivational tactics coaches actually have at their disposal. I imagine a lot of seniors roll their eyes and think, “He said this same shit last year.”

You obviously didn’t try stimulating her nipples

His name is Ty, he played lacrosse and he’s a Stanford guy. He must look like James Van Der Beek.

Guys, he’s right. Tom is a crappy righter.

Your second attempt was much better. Well done.

This reply is why I can’t quit trolling. I got high reading it.