I see what you did there and I totally agree. Aaron Hernandez is a great reason to hate the Patriots. Spygate was cheating in its purest form. And yet, the typical NFL fan LOST THEIR SHIT over limp footballs, every-god-damn-day for like 2 1/2 years.

Patriots fan here. I don’t really give a shit about walkie-talkies. But fuck the Giants for sticking by their wife-beating kicker.

In a move that is notable mostly because it will shut up Red Sox fans just a little bit

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A Deadspin comment that unoriginally mocks the Boston accent. Must be a Tuesday.

He says what we all knew in April but hasn’t actually come true yet.

I came here to leave a similar comment but you did it 9000000000000x better.

Gaping hole

During a Saturday morning press conference, Drew Wolitarsky said, “We understand this boycott was unpresidented so we’ve decided to play in the Holiday Bowl.”

I’m guessing Roethlisberger’s photos are similar to Anthony Wiener’s 

I’d argue that in this situation the employer is being entitled and lazy. Oh, also, go fuck yourself.

Kelvin Scott is the Senior Human Resources Manager for the Atlanta Braves. He has a LinkedIn profile. Go f’ing nuts.

I know! We have soooo much karma on our sides. It’s not fair to everyone else.

Excellent, good karma for both of us. I have a feeling NFL week 3 on DraftKings is going to be very fruitful to you and I. I’m going to deposit beyond my means.

Okay fine, here’s your $300 back. But perhaps a reward is in order, for my troubles?

If I am careless and leave my wallet somewhere, and someone else takes $300 from it (not that I carry that much money on me, but if), that person still is a thief. Obviously no one WANTS to give their money away, they are trying to win at a game and they are overestimating their own chances. Doesn’t make this right.

Click bait is journalistic terrorism

I’ve been waiting for this article since the SFPOA released their statement yesterday. The union and Martin Halloran release statements like this all the time. Because they’re involved in a scandal...all the time.

It looks like Tupperware