What are you guys going to do once Twitter shuts down for being a giant money gloryhole and you can’t just post a series a tweets as an article anymore?

Yes, a man named White was the only black player on the Patriots that didn’t like ass, you are correct.

unless the average salary and benefits per employee at The Ringer is $23,000

“It’s pointless to talk about the money he’s owed, unless you’re one of the several people that would benefit from the money, which I guess doesn’t make it pointless after all.”

The US Economy will be as strong as ever, powered by the newly discovered, limitless salt mines.

I worked there as a teen. Did you know that you have to work one hour just be able to afford a combo meal. Sure, the pay sucked, but my co-workers and I spent half the time ogling the thickburgers that walked in IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN so it all evened out.