You don’t own a BMW. It takes control of you and makes you stop using blinkers and common sense.

“Seriously, nobody parks this way unless it’s on an handicapped spot.”

2.5 million bmw 3 series owners disagree.

Challenge Accepted.

It is, but it’s ok because the Jeep has off-road credentials. The vehicle described above 1. Makes all those problems worse. And significantly worse, at that. And 2. Gives up any off-road or adventurous pretense that makes the normal Jeep appealing.

I see this sentiment in just about every Jeep article.

Something about the name Toyota Gibraltar Stockholdings Limited sounds both very awesome and exotic while at the same time seeming a little under the table.

My friend a few years ago bought a Patriot and promptly volunteered to drive to the mountain. When I got in, I discovered it was 2WD - which prompted the same question: Who the f**k buys a 2WD Jeep?

They sell a lot of them in places like Phoenix and Florida where they really don’t need 4WD. Lets be real here, most of the sorority girls whose daddies bought them these will never take them offroad anyways and probably don’t even know how to use the 4x4.

I agree with everything except removing the 4x4, no one wants a 2wd Jeep.

I bet they could sell the Cherokee at $4,000 and still make a profit.