You seem to be a joyless husk of a man. Do you enjoy anything?

You’re annoying.

They normally don’t swim though.

Yeah. This totally has nothing to do with the fact that your whole online thing is gifs and vines.

Fuck off.

OMG everything is better with Spanish speaking announcers!!1 No, it’s not, you twat.

This is not a heterosexual post. Methinks your wife is your beard.

His submission defense leaves a lot to be desired.

Why do you fucksticks always use the Spanish language clips?

No. They came from Siam to help Washington. Duh.

Ashley, I love you. Can I infect you with my goyim seed?

The thirst remains, I see.

I love Ashley Feinberg. I would like to eat her asshole and vaginal areas.

“protesters” don’t loot Walmart and burn shit.

/dismissive wank

Why does Timothy Burke suck so much dick?

Ashley, make sex with me.