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I always thought COTD was supposed to be the best quality comment, not the funniest, most clever ramble one of us had. It's short sure, but it does drive home a very true feeling of exhaustion and regret. Sometimes, less is more.

I keep secretly hoping they'll put some old Russian cars in, I haven't seen a car game do so yet.

I honestly thought it was bullshit thst the Model Shad the Ludicris mode pack stock. It should have been one of(the few) upgrades available for the Tesla.

You can’t touch music...

If they can drive in the all seasons well enough, but most younger people these days don’t care about driving, let alone driving well, so I doubt they’re willing to put in the time learning how to drive all seasons well.

For me a higher seat position is nice because of all the dude-bros in their lifted, long bed dually, 35in tires rollin’ coal brodozers. It’s hard to see around them in parking lots or at stoplights, so the extra 6in of seat heighth going from my ‘71 240Z to my ‘12 Impala is most welcome as I can see just enough more

The Dodge probably has a bad wheel bearing. My Impala had one going out and it did the same issue, caused by the slop from the weak wheel bearing tricking the sensor into thinking the wheel is slipping on water or ice. 

Did they just ax Spacey as an actor for future episodes? 

If you and your dumbass kids fancy paying for a whole new paibtjob, not just a Macco resprsy, plus the cost if a damn good rental while it’s in the shop sure, go ahead and touch. If not stay the fuck away from my 240Z, I spent too many years saving up for it to let some dumb jackass and his sticky fingered snot nose

I thought it came from the factory like that

I work in a fab making computer chips. Some of the chemicals we use can kill within minutes of exposure, some only need to touch 6% of your skin to be fatal. Others will dissolve your bones from the inside out (hydrofluoric acid), so fuck Musk for wanting to remove safety features from the assembly line. Delayed cars

The scariest ride for me is the ferris wheel. Something about it going very high very slowly just scared me more than anything else. 

I was 24 when I found out I didn’t enjoy the rides anymore. Not that they weren't scary, but man was I bored. I get more thrill out of driving my 240z than I do from amusement park rides. 

My issue with this is the front crumple zone now includes your legs. My dad had a horror story of finding a guys leg crunched in the front of an old VW bus in the junkyard he worked at. Head on collissions aren't kind to this design.

Seeing as we already treat our legal system as Guilty until proven Innocent(just ask any recently incarcerated minority) I’d be game for this. Not everyone is mentally fit to own and operate firearms, cars, or raise children, but they do it anyway and cause collissions from unattentive driving and shitty parenting

I’m going to argue that this is the best looking BMW in decades(last one I liked was the M1). That said I’d still rather have an S2000, but if I were in the market for a BMW this would be first on my list.

That wasn't easy to watch

I have to disagree with your takes on Jane Austen, The Foundation books, and Maus(swap out Maus for Barefoot Gen)and would like to add The Giver to the ditch list(by the time I graduated I was forced to read it four times, I stayed in the same district the whole time too do there’s no excuse). I would add in Battle

I'm with you, I've never enjoyed her brand of 'snark'

My town is mostly flat, so I haven’t had the pleasure of holding on a hill yet. I’ve seen quite a few high end Italian cars on our roads, but I hope none of them end up following me while I’m still refining how I drive stick.