Can we maybe stop talking about his tweets? There are things that the Republicans are doing everyday that threaten the American way of life. The president’s asinine tweets are the perfect cover as they are both sensational and largely inconsequential. Let’s give it a rest. Please? Our way of life, based on some of our…

I knew this shit was coming, too.

Canadian Barbara Bush.

God, you are such a pussy. Ive lived here for five decades and I never pissed my pants once over immigrants, legal or not. Your ilk does it daily.

No, fuck all that. An Indian immigrant was MURDERED in Kansas just a few days ago by a white supremacist who was motivated by the type of anti-immigrant sentiment that Donald Trump has promoted and mainstreamed further than any other politician in recent memory. And what does he do? Basically completely dismisses the…

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Hahaha. And with that comment you’ve single-handedly proven the widely held belief that Trump supporters are hysterical drama queens with below average intelligence.

Can we stop calling assists “dimes”?

I’ve always liked the Vince Foster stories. The most common one is that Hillary had him murdered because they were having an affair and he ‘knew too much.’ The best one is that he was murdered because he knew Hillary was a lesbian and was about to expose her.

If only he had a strong father figure in his life he would have stopped and made a two-handed bounce pass, which pass would have shown leadership to his teammates and inspired Porter to take a high percentage set shot. It’s too bad the kids watching the game won’t learn proper fundamentals.

Joe Paterno’s son is already denying he knew anything about this.

Trump gags the EPA, and already our water is being polluted with such filth.

So witches float and wizards sink?

The AFC South should be nuked. Baltimore, Pittsburgh, and Cincinnati for their god awful personalities. And Cleveland as a show of mercy.

21) No weirdos

Sorry, but this is the best Craigslist posting ever (and I actually thought you were referring to it):

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

I’ll pay the greens fees to pair this guy up with Trump - course of my choosing: