Wait, is that Paul Stanley in the freezeframe behind Simmons?

Andy Reid looks like a guy who thinks that the Cheesecake Factory is the fanciest restaurant around.

Disney is in works with Kevin Costner to bring you that story.

She'll get no sympathy from her roommate, the tiny violin player.

If Wall had a father these would be 540 lay ups for sure.

*gets up nerve to try and understand/weigh in on this*

He obviously hacked back into the UVA system to grab an old e-mail address that wasn't deactivated - his hack is that strong.

OK, so I'm from DC and I've been all over both states. It's not close: Virginia is SUCH a bigger shithole than Maryland, and I say that as someone who hates Baltimore. Virginia is one of the most racist places I've ever seen, while at the same time being one of the most stuck-up. The arrogance of Virginians is fucking…

No fair researching him, he clearly called "anon" right there in the body, dickhead.

We public-records searched the dude, and he graduated in 2008. Keep hanging on to that collegiate glory (and university email account), guy!

I'm getting you out of the greys so that you can potentially learn actual history, and not what a single group of Jefferson descendents has attempted to claim.

"they are the sons and daughters of Thomas Jefferson"

I was 12 in 1982, so for me Madonna was right in my "formative wheelhouse." And I could never stand her, not even for a minute. At first it was a general dislike, but as the years wore on it became clear how much of a publicity whore she really was, and I slowly transitioned from not liking her to excommunicating her…

Gay jokes and being a front runner perfect together.

I eagerly await the publication of his memoir, Fuck: My Life.

Most people would think wearing a Yankees hat, a Patriots jersey and Duke shorts would be some sort of fashion Faux Pas.

After fumbling and stating he weighed 530 pounds, LenDale White was arrested for DUI and false identification.

The Ravens have called a press conference for tomorrow. The alcohol is expected to apologize for its' role in the incident.

You mean St. Louis wasn't already competing with Cincinnati for "most disgusting food/most likely to cause a horrendous gastrointestinal explosion"?

No no! Not Charm City!! I <3 Baltimore.