A Sucker Punching Fuckhole is still a Sucker Punching Fuckhole no matter how many ways you like it and Blount is a Sucker Punching Fuckhole.

You just reduced every Penn State pedophilia joke to a single word, Snark level=Grand Master.

I know its poor sportsmanship, and is unacceptable but- has anyone else who played football(or any organized team sport) always wanted to do this to your rival? maybe im just a dick, but I think that looked pretty damn cool. penn state looked like suckas! the only thing better would have been if the Maryland caps…

Few things in film history are more boss than a drunk Doc flipping his guns in opposite directions while holding a cup.

"Maybe poker's not your game, Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!"

I could see this movie 1,000 times and never get tired of it, all because of Doc Holliday.

How can you put beets in the 'tastes bad' category? Beets are delicious! I can understand if you're only talking about canned, pickled beets like you'd find at a salad bar, but fresh beets (as pictured) are sweet and earthy and delicious, either roasted or steamed.

The celebration is fantastic, the explanation is borderline douchebag

Here's a question: when Watt can no longer play, does he off himself with a shotgun to the chest, or does he just drop dead from boredom like Bear Bryant did?

By request.

If you ask me, Watkins needs to put the team before himself going forward. He needs to play more like SamUS Watkins.

Hey man, I'm a bikini inspector and I think it's a terrible idea.

"What a great idea!"

I got caught NOT masturbating, but got blamed for it anyway.

#intangibles

Wow. I never knew that Puff Daddy still lived at home for that long.

So I'm wailing on myself when the door flies open and...

I went over to my parents to drop the car off and I went inside for a few minutes. No one was home, they're supposed to be working. I sat down and there was a "Glamour" magazine on the table so I started leafing through it. One thing led to another...

Boyett should have learned that only Colts and Broncos executives and their kids and girlfriends are able to break the law without facing harsh consequences.