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To be fair, when he works with the kids, he really puts their blood, sweat and tears into it.

"There is no way "RR" isn't at least 60 years old."

Stikc ot sprots

Hey jerk face, don't you DARE criticize Red Penis. He's a Hall of Famer and has spent more than 50 years in the Cardinals organization.

His wife operates an inter-species erotica site called "One Horse/Open Slay"

See, what we're really missing here is the vaccine truther (IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK, GIVE ME A SECOND!).

Naturally, the most Extreme home runs of the year were described with more than words.

NFL RUMOR ALERT: Rex Ryan pushing extremely hard to land Ryan Tannehill.

By request of some of you.

Gosh, I haven't seen this many highlights since it was Gronk's turn to pick for the NFLPA's book club.

The username is a nice touch.

Ok, fair enough. I reacted to a small bit of a larger discourse. If that's truly what he believes, and truly the motivation for that offer, than I can respect Bisciotti for that, at least.

Steve Bisciotti looks like a guy that Joe Pesci is trying to kill.

Riley Cooper will fight every Redskin here.

Wow. I can't believe they convinced this many Ravens fans to change their clothes.

I find it amazing that if a player leaves to player for another team, you might see fans burning his jersey, yet if he beats the shit out of his wife or toddler, some fans will make a point to wear his jersey.

I think I'm actually more irritated with AP than I am with Rice.

You go girl! All those other bitches don't know about you and your love for God so fuck them! #OurGodIsAnAwesomeGod #PetraIsTheBestBandEver

Of course, when RG3 says "He was watching over me," he's referring to Malsumis, the Native American god of cruelty who has been plotting his demise since the day he was drafted.