Didn't bother submitting, but here's my piece about my wonderful team.

Are we sure Mike Brown wasn't just looking for the Brown-O's?

By Colin Cowherd

There was an immediate call by House republicans to pull all funding for Boys & Girls Clubs.

Looks like The Browns is now communicable by touch.

Is Madagascar's port still open?

I've got a nephew who's like that about Spiderman.

I've never met a Steeler fan (myself included) attractive enough to get with women at will

I hate that I am also a Steelers fan and now I have to be associated with you.

Holy shit , these comments ... add no sense of humor or self awareness to the list of why the steelers fans fucking suck .

Oh god, this means my Ravens are coming up next :/

Typical Yinzer not being able to count

Correction: It's Devin Sittingonhisass. He also has to earn back his last name.

If you're a guy who gets hurt easily, you need to find another activity where there's not contact involved."

Quit trolling me, internet.
[throws shrimp on barbie]
[shrimp is really a half can of cat food]
[barbie is really steam from an open city grate]

Of course, hip-hop artists, they come and go. They come and go. But I'm still here.

How do you live with yourself

It's cool bro, she's shockingly physically weak, also. I'd fight her any day, that's a promise.

My brother's girlfriend is a Rams fan, and she's dumb as fuck.

I am extremely confused as to why this video, of all the probable horrifying content on the internet, was selected for promotion today.