this guy is the Rob Ford of the NFL

comments like this are exactly why that Ray Rice decision was so terrible.

Yeah, but if Moustakis had been trying to steal short-left field he would have been hosed.

In wanting to keep showing his Browns' pride, he later shit the bed.

Yeah, if Christ stood for anything it was shunning those with perceived sexual immorality. And the way he talks about gays CONSTANTLY in the New Testament is proof that he would want his disciples to spend 95% of their time harping on the gays.

Just out of curiosity, how is answering the question "what is it like having a gay teammate" more distracting than answering the question "so, how do you think [rookie x] is going to fit into the receiving corps"?

"...Tony Dungy is to blame for his opinion..."

[Sees headline, Watching NFL Rookies Find Out Their Madden Ratings Is the Best]

the most telling stat of the night for me was how many all stars Ripken had over Jeter. Like Jeter is great but he wasn't the best SS in the AL consistently until Ripken retired and A-rod changed positions

"The all star game mentioned Jeter's name around 100 times. They said the names of Tony Gwynn, Don Zimmer, and Bob Welch zero times. Hopefully when Jeter dies they honor him by playing the all star game with only the signed baseballs that he gave to women as presents after he was done fucking them." - Me earlier…

You rang?

This just reinforces what I've always said about Brett Favre not belonging in the Hall of Fame.

Rookie: "What the fuck, man?!"

Showalter has since apologized for what he called "an error in judgment", which Ortiz vehemently argued should have been ruled a hit.

I heard this happens every time Marge Schott looks down upon her beloved Reds.

Doesn't sound very profoundly disabled to me...I can barely hold an iphone and rub one out at the same time—and this dude is working on his left while getting the job done? What a malingerer.

When I was about 12 years old I broke my arm trying to impress the cute girl in my class. This was like 6 weeks before summer vacation. After finishing out the school year my mom takes me and my buddies to the doctor to remove the cast (it was one of those that has my arm fixed upright like I was waving—trust me the…

And at the end of that summer, we all went our separate ways. I used to see Tyrese and Johnny in the hallways, but by the close of our freshman year, they were just two more faces in the crowd. I heard that Tyrese got married and has a couple of kids. He drinks a lot these days, and finds work doing odd jobs around…