Just heard that the Eagles have preemptively released Culliver.

Boy I hope they did one of that old Astros shortstop Funtbag Cuckstick

First, in 2014 you don't call black people the n-word in polite company... you call them "thugs." Ask Richard Sherman.

"#CancelSueyPark"? So you're saying you'd like to...Chop Suey?

Just like the old saying goes: "'I' before 'E' except after 'C' and don't you dare put a motherfucking 'K' after that shit either or I'll murder the fuck outta you."

Man, he has a big penis

Maybe this guy will make an NBA roster, so the dunk contest won't fuckin' suck next year.

"It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss

"Oh well, whatever, never mind," Kurt once thought as he came down from a badass heroin high in which he realized so much about life and music, but made the mistake of remembering he was married to Courtney Love. So he closed his lips around the barrel of a shotgun and splattered his brains on the wall like a…

"I would shiver the whole night through" Kurt Cobain once sang. Whether he indeed shivered the whole night through, slowly bleeding out on the floor of his Seattle area home, or whether the end came more quickly from the gunshot to the head that rang out "in the pines, in the pines" is just one new question being…

"Where did you sleep last night?" crooned Kurt Cobain while covering a song made famous by Leadbelly. But Cobain didn't have lead in his belly. He had lead in his head, thanks to a shotgun blast by his own hand.

Yep, he's such a loser. He doesn't even spend his time insulting complete strangers on the internet.

Sure, just change the spelling in the headline to make me look like a jackass.

You're joking right?

No you're not, you are personally degrading him and his occupation. You sound like one of those people who treat low-level employees like they're beneath you.

Yes, let's just degrade people based on their occupation.

Came here randomly, so don't mind me. Just wanted to note that the mobile version of deadspin/gawker/whatever is so bad, it's almost unreadable now. No pics to compliment the articles, it essentially looks like a list of headlines. What a fucking shitstorm.