Haven’t read it yet and I’m gonna say the one without a backbone and is still afraid to open the closet door . I’ll report back.

How about putting the update with the lede? Kinda important.

Dunked on

C’mon dude...just, c’mon. You know this is happening.

If I had one question to ask him in front of the nation. I would ask him, who would win, if you were both in your primes, you or Mohammad Ali? Then sit back as he explains that it would be a tough fight, but Trump would win on points at the end...

Holy shit!!!! The head on that mother fucker!

The only really good part of not having Machado as an Oriole anymore is that I don’t have to pretend to like the bastard anymore.

Nevermind

Look at all of those disrespectful blacks kneeling, THEY HATE OUR NECK INJURY RECIPIENTS! Disgraceful. I’m fining them all.

Nice handle

Well, you finally did it Deadspin. You’ve burned out my retinas, congrats!!

If she had blonde hair and blue eyes, she’d have a book and movie deal by now.

He came on to her? Onto her? There is a big distinction.

What an awesome slogan...retards.

I thought AD had the market cornered on testicle assaults....

You read that in the rightest way possible.

I thought that was Troy Smith..

THIS kind of behavior has NO PLACE in spo...Who did he spit on? Burfict? Oh well, carry on then.

Ok, while funny, the increased reddening of Grudens face is really starting to fucking hurt my eyes.