How is he wearing his dads feet?

Hungry For Apples?

I’ve always wondered what happened to the long haired Kenny G looking guy from Color Me Bad was up to. Shaved his head and became a Trump advisor...Didn’t see that coming.

Last Christmas, no debate.

How fucked is the political landscape when we feel so unsure about a pederast candidate that it evokes this type of response from a narrow victory?

How did we get this far into the season before giving Flacco this honor?

I’m totally team mini-map. Perhaps make it optional.

Nice

That time I got hit by a pitch in little league and didn’t cry.

I’ll raise you Ethan Couch.

Maybe it’s because Trumbo was the one that signed instead of Bautista , you know... the competition for his spot in the lineup ?

Maybe it’s because Trumbo was the one that signed instead of Bautista , you know... the competition for his spot in the lineup ?

Maybe it’s because Trumbo was the one that signed instead of Bautista , you know... the competition for his spot in the lineup ?

Getting pretty tired of his shtick...

As a die hard Ravens fan (yeah, I’m a piece of shit) I really wish he’d shut the fuck up and go away.

I LOVE ALL OF THOSE THINGS!!! I’m just dreadfully unqualified...

Every shit I take is an emergency .

Oh fuck you Luke . XD